calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(via joshpeck)

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

(via xfolieadeuxx)

screamandshout:

screamandshout:

i’ve seen a lot of scary album covers but…

image

image

(via methuser)

sidnugget:

My favorite person

sidnugget:

My favorite person

(via methuser)

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

(via nhprep)